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- For a real-world timeline relating to the series, see this page.
This is a fictional timeline of the events that happen on Edgy Oobi.
- The entire first episode canonically takes place on July 4, 2016. This exact date is known since Oobi's computer shows the Google Doodle from that day.
- Oobi and Uma go to school.
- Oobi discovers memes for the first time.
- Nothing of note happens that actually changes the continuity.
- Grampu is kidnapped by ISIS.
- Oobi and Uma decide to order a new Grampu in the mail.
- A new Grampu is delivered to Oobi and Uma, and he speaks Persian.
- The mail-order Grampu is revealed to be Desiigner in disguise.
- Desiigner steals all of the candles from Oobi and Uma's house. He uses the candles' power to fight them.
- Oobi and Uma defeat Desiigner after he uses up his supply of candles.
- Grampu somehow returns home.
- Grampu loses his job as a snake milker.
- In court, Grampu is sentenced to at least five years in jail.
- Oobi and Uma start a booty-selling business.
- Grampu is released from jail and gets a new job that is, as of now, unspecified.
- Oobi learns that he can't make art.
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